Well the 49ers got through a practice without breaking one of the teams RBs so that is a win. But the big news is what you can do at the stadium before 49ers home games this season.
Open 3 hours before kickoff, the Red Zone Rally is the spot for your all-inclusive pregame fun. Join 49ers cheerleaders and alumni, catch all the early NFL action in HD, and enjoy an awesome all-you-can-eat food and drink menu. $85 per ticket.
Well I don’t know about you but this sounds like a great thing to try at least once if you are attending a home game. I’ve seen a list of all the different food and drink items(beer and wine are on the all you can drink menu). Food stations range from breakfast to desert, lunch, tuscany, salad and everything in between. Get there early and eat and drink to oblivion, except the 49ers are actually worth watching so you don’t want to be to bombed.
But Ticketmaster doesn’t tell you that these events also has a roller coaster you can ride as much as you want during the 3 hours. As it is right next to Great America I don’t find that shocking. Eat some food, drink some beer, throw up all that shit on the roller coaster, and go back and eat and drink some more. Sounds like a good fucking day and you get to see a 49ers game after that too? Where do I sign up? All I have to say is if you are the poor sack who has to be a designated driver(and please get one) your buddies HAVE to pay for your tickets to the game and the red zone rally or you need new friends. Nothing sounds worse then paying top dollar to watch your friends get shit faced drunk and watch the game as you want to throat punch all your drunk friends because you’re not on their level. On top of that expected to drive them all home! On second thought also make sure you drive one of their cars, you don’t want that puke on your seats.
In other news if the 49ers can continue to have injury free practices the team will be pretty solid this year, don’t let Gore play any preseason games, wrap that man in bubble wrap!
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